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[The camera turns on to nothing but the ocean out to the horizon for a few moments, before a good-sized piece of driftwood lazily makes its way into view. Sitting on top of it, facing away from the camera, is a very tired looking rock-hopper penguin. Hey, it's better than flailing around hopelessly in the water.]

[The recording turns on just in time to pick up the sound of something plopping into the water, followed by a startled gasp and splashing of something flailing and struggling in the water. It dies down after a couple moments, and is replaces with the sounds of heavy breathing.]

Wh-what...?!

...

P-p-... penguin?!

To wake up t' such violent waves... I feel ill.
I think I`ll jus' be stayin' in th' hold fer a bit...